Friendship has no vows… no rituals… It only needs people who are willing enough to care and make friendship a lifetime promise…

A heart who seeks God early in the morning will find joy, peace, & security even in the midst of a stormy day. Smile, it’s gonna be a great day!

Ang YOSI ay may:

AMMONIA na mahusay panlinis ng kubeta.

CADMIUM na nasa baterya ng mga sasakyan.

CARBON MONOXIDE na nasa ref. at usok ng kotse.

CYANIDE na ginamit sa poison camps ni Hitler.

DDT na pampatay ng ipis.

FORMALDEHYDE na pang embalsamo.

TAR gaya ng nasa aspalto.

BENZOPYRENE na nakaka-cancer.

NICOTINE na dahilan ng pagiging dependent sa sigarilyo.

VINYL CHLORIDE na ginagamit sa paggawa ng plastik.

Conclusion:

Sulit ang 2.50 per stick!

He came at night & explored my body. He got on top of me & touched me. He bite & sucked me. When he was satisfied he left. I was hurt. Shit na lamok! Manyak!

… I feel so special every time you remember me… I feel so complete when I know that your there for me… I feel so glad ’cause your nice to me. So please stay ’cause… I’ll be sad if you go away!

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( — umiiyak

_; ( Ako, kasi ‘di

( — mo na ako…

*TINE-TEXT

‘F’ is for Fire scorching the city, ‘U’ is for Uranium bomb! ‘N’ is for…

- F.U.N. Song Plankton ver.

“PANDIWA” - Ang pandiwa ay isang hiwa na nasa pagitan ng dalawang hita na pinapasukan ng demonyong batuta, nilalabasan ng puting gata na ang resulta ay pesteng bata…!

Habang mahal mo ang isang tao, kumilos ka… Huwag mong hayaang dumating ang isang araw na magsisi ka dahil, wala nang pag-asa, at sabihin nya sa’yong, ’saan ka nung minahal kita?’

‘F’ is for… ‘U’ is for ukalele, ‘N’ is for nose picking, bubblegum popping & sand licking w/ me and my best buddy.

- F. U. N. Song Spongebob & Plankton ver.

GENIE: Bibigyan kita ng isang kahilingan

Aling Dionisia: Talaga?! … Gusto ko gumanda!

G: Buksan mo ang bote…

A. D.: At gaganda na ako?

G: Hindi, babalik nalang ako.

Huwag mong sabihin, ‘kung ‘di mo kayang panindigan huwag kang magpaasa.’ Kung mang-iiwan ka lang dahil ang puso, pagnagmahal na yan, mahirap nang turuan ng salitang “limutan.”

DESTINY is something we’ve invented because we can’t stand the fact that… ‘Everything that happens is accidental…’

I don’t know if I’m a part of you, I’m not know if I’m a part of you, I’m not even sure if you care for me too… I won’t assume I mean much to you. But I want you to know that… … I’m just here… “A friend” when needed by you…

Maldita tip: Kapag sinabihan ka ng ganito… “Akala mo ang ganda-ganda mo!” Ito ang tamang sagot: “Kumpara sa’yo? Aba! Talagang Oo!”

Sometimes, you have to fight for something to make everything alright. You give your best & you give your all. Yet, you still lose. But if ever you got tired, Tell GOD, He’ll take the fight, & win for you!

Nanay: Ayusin mo kama mo!

Anak: Inay, magugulo rin naman yan ulit bakit ko pa aayusin? Para lang akong nagmahal tapos masasaktan lang uli.

Nanay: Aba EMO ka? Sige, huwag ka na rin kumain, itatae mo din naman!

Its sad I get busy sometimes, and forget to keep in touch with You. But hey! Nothings changed! Just want you to know… I’m… still… here… for… you…

TO: YOU

From: GOD

Date: TODAY

Subject: YOURSELF

Reference: LIFE

This is GOD. Today, I will be handling ALL of your problems for you. I do not need your help so have a nice day. I love you.

P.S.

Remember, if life happens to deliver a situation that you can not handle, do not attempt to resolve it yourself! Kindly put it in the SFGTD (Something for God to Do) Box. I will get to it in MY TIME. All situations will be resolved, but in MY TIME, NOT YOURS. Once the matter is placed in the box, do not hold onto it by worrying about it. Instead, focus on all wonderful things that are present in your life now. Should you decide to send this to your friends, thank you. You may have touched their lives in ways you’ll never know!

The Hebrew says: “Be careful if you make a woman cry because God counts her tears. Every tear a woman shed is equivalent of man’s sacrifices in Life. The woman came from a man’s rib, not on his feet to be stepped on; not on his head to be superior, but on his side to be equal. Under his arms to be protected & near to his heart to be LOVED…” Please pass this to all women you love and to men for them to know the value of every woman.

Don’t overuse your heart trying to love the one you think who loves you to, you should save the best part of you for the person who deserves you & deserves to be loved by you…!

Aling Dionisia: Gusto ko ‘pag nagkaanak kayo ulet ni Jinky ‘di lang pangalan niyo pagsasamahin dapat kasali din pangalan ko.

Manny: Oh sige Nay… Kasu midyu mahirap yun.

Dionisia: Hindi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh.

Manny: Talaga Nay? Anu?

Dionisia: Diomanji

Ang “True Love” kapag nawala… mahirap nang makitang muli… Ang “Feelings” kapag nawala mahirap nang ibalik muli… Pero ‘pag ang “Trust” nasira tiyak BUHAY ANG BATA…

Never waste an opportunity to say I love you… To someone you really love ’cause its not easy to find a person who has the magic to make you fall in love…

“Love is stronger than pride so when you love someone tell him and never let go; Love is a gift not an obligation, follow your heart & always trust the person you love.”

God has seen you struggling, God says it’s over. A blessing is coming your way.If you believe in God sent to twelve people, please don’t ignore

GOD OUR FATHER, WALK THROUGH MY HOUSE AND TAKE AWAY ALL MY WORRIES AND ILLNESSES; IN JESUS’ NAME. AMEN

This prayer is so powerful. Pass this prayer.

“Somethings are not meant to stay, they just take a place in your heart and make you smarter the nest time.”

We have to realize that love is not enough to make a relationship work. We need trust, respect, time, effort & total commitment. If a person doesn’t show respect, doesn’t earn your trust & can not keep a promise. Then no matter how many times they say “I Love You” those words will be empty! Take time to listen to what they don’t say. Take time to look at what they don’t show because there are secret hidden beneath their WORDS! So do not let passion but wisdom decide for you… Love wisely cause its never easy to LOVE.

GIRL: Tikman mo ‘tong cake, masarap. Gawa yan ng nanay ko.

BOY: Ikaw na lang titikman ko, gawa ka rin naman ng nanay mo! ‘di ba?

Julilit, julilit, witih sah masukech! Kung gumuyang, gumuyang, Ang jutei jutei! Julilit… Kung gumuyang ang jutei jutei!!

-Batang bading na lumipat sa Camella Homes

Its completely hard to trust someone when everytime you try to… They start to lie again… What’s the lesson? “Just listen. But don’t bother believing…”

We see that sometimes friends have to go away, but the part of them stays behind with you… It’s specially true when the friends are best. “Bestfriends”

I learned something from Ash Ketchum

Try mo lang. God is giving 600 million angels to take care of you. Send this to 9 people who are close to your heart. You will receive good news after a few minutes.

Take a sweet rest from a fruity day… Say your chocolaty prayers… Candy kiss your loved ones and give them your cookie hug… Prepare your strawberry bed… And slip with your cotton candy pillows… Pull your blanket cake… Have a vanilla dream shake… in short, have a yummylicious goodie night…

Which way are you gonna take?

“The left one where there is nothing right? Or the right one where there is nothing left?”

-Something to think about…

Never be tired of doing little things for others, sometimes those little things are the big things which are treasured and kept in their hearts…

Touching story: Birthday ng isang girl, humingi siya ng NECKLACE sa boyfriend niya, pero ang binigay sa kanya STORYBOOK, nagalit yung girl, tinapon yung storybook at nakipag-break… After the break-up nabalitaan ng girl na nagpakamatay yung guy… Pumunta yung girl sa kanyang kabaong at nakita niya yung storybook sa kabaong, kinuha niya at binasa, ang nakasulat pala dun ay yung LOVESTORY nilang dalawa… At the last page may message: “Punta ka sa favorite place natin… nandoon yung NECKLACE na gift ko…”

Why is it hard to tell the truth? Yet so easy to tell a lie! Why do we sleep in church? But when sermon is over we suddenly wake up! Why is it hard to talk about God? But easy to talk about sex! Why are we so bored to read a Bible, yet so easy to read a porn mag! Why is it so easy to delete a GODLY text message. Yet we forward the nasty ones! Thank about it! Are you going to forward later or delete later? If you love God, you will share this to everyone.

At 12 hours, 34 minutes and 56 seconds on the 7th of August this year (2009), the time and date will be 12:34:56 07/08/09 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 This will never happen in your life again. Be the first to tell them.

Send mo ‘to sa lahat ng nasa phonebook mo & let see kung love ka nila, Love mo ba ako?

A. Yata?

B. Sobra!

C. Matagal na! Loko ka kasi!

D. Oo! Tutal wala ka namang mahal, tayo na? Puwede ba?

E. Never noh!

F. Oo, kaso may mahal kang iba

G. Kung sabihin kong oo, maniniwala ka ba eh manhid ka!

H. Oo naman, friend kita eh…

Wait ko answer mo?

MGA KAMALDITAHANG BANAT… :-))

“Ako? I was born beautiful. Ikaw you were just born…”

When I saw a friend I haven’t seen for a long time, she told me… “Grabe! Lalo ka pang tumataba!” Sabi ko naman: “Ikaw rin lalo kang pumapangit.” :-))

‘Pag sinisingitan ako sa pila, nagpaparinig ako. I say, “Ang pilang ito, according to beauty… ang mga pangit muna”

“Maliban sa mukha mo, ano pa ba ang problema mo?”

“Tuwing nakikita kita… Gusto kong mag-sorry sa eyes ko”

Some sort of ideas…

Rose colors and their meaning…

Red

- Red roses are meant for to represent love, it also symbolizes beauty and perfection.

- A bouquet of red roses is the perfect way to express your deep feelings for someone special.

Pink

- A symbol of grace and elegance, its often given as an expression of admiration, also 4 appreciation and joyfulness.

Yellow

- Bright, evokes a feeling of warmth and happiness, often shared with true friend. Ideal symbol for joy and friendship.

White

- Innocence and purity, associated w/ marriages and new beginnings. Also for honor and reverences… and for remembrance…

Orange

- Desire and enthusiasm, passion and excitement, excitement of fervent romance.

Lavender

-This is the perfect symbol of enchantment. Used to express feeling of first love at first sight.

Black

-Represents death, thoughts and belief. Promise that you will soon know something you didn’t before, bad omen and farewell.

“If you love someone you would be willing to give up everything for them, but if they love you, they would never ask you to.”

I used to think that I can wait… Wait ’til there’s nothing left to wait for… But then I realized… I can wait… ’til… I forget the reason why I’m waiting…

“In life we have to make a stand, for what really matters”

Super Complete Version:

Dad: Anak, bili mo ako ng softdrinks.

Son: Coke o Pepsi?

Dad: Coke

Son: Diet or Regular?

Dad: Regular

Son: Bote o can?

Dad: Bote

Son: 8oz or Litro?

Dad: Buwisit! Tubing na lang!

Son: Natural or Mineral?

Dad: Mineral

Son:Malamig o Hindi?

Dad: Hampasin kita ng walis!

Son: Tambo o tingting?

Dad: Hayop ka!

Son: Baka o baboy?

Dad: Layas!

Son: Ngayon o bukas?

Dad: Ngayon na!

Son: Hahatid mo ako o hindi?

Dad: Papatayin kita!

Son: Sakal o baril?

Dad: Baril!

Son: Sa ulo o tiyan?

Dad: Peste

Son: Ipis o daga?

Dad: Tama na!

Son: Bakit, mali ba?

Mothers know the true meaning of selfless love. It’s their undying care & love that mold their children into the people they become in the future. It’s by no means easy to fulfill this task but mothers are always able to do it with flying colors. They are indeed God’s blessed instruments of love who make this world a better place. Today, give our mom’s an extra hug, kiss & expression of how much you love her. Also extend to her my greetings & gratitude for not because of her I would not have a friend now.

Trivia Question:

Ano ito, isa lang sa Amerika, dalawa sa Indonesia, tatlo sa Pilipinas, wala sa Japan at wala sa globo pero madami ito sa libro, 6 letters sa tagalog, 6 letters sa ingles kung alam mo ang sagot…

Cellphone versus Bible

Cellphone, laging hawak at ipinapakita

Bible, laging nakatago at ayaw ipakita

Cellphone, binibili kahit libo-libong halaga

Bible, ayaw bilhin kahit isang daan halaga

Cellphone, laging binabasa kung may message

Bible, hindi binabasa kaya hindi makita ang message

Cellphone, ayaw magasgasan

Bible, okay lang kahit maalibukan

Cellphone, mahirap ipahiram baka masira

Bible, madaling mahirap kahit mawala

Cellphone, nauubusan ng message

Bible, laging full of message

Cellphone, ay mahalagang gamit

Bible, mas mahalaga kung gagamitin…

Airplane Story:

Flight Attendant began checking the cabin before take-off. A woman asked her “Please, remind my husband to take his heart pills. He’s in business class seat at #8.” The attendant assured the woman she would. After take-off, she approached the man in seat #8 & said “Sir remember to take your heart pills.” The man asked “How do you know I have a heart condition?” She replied, “Your wife told me to remind you.” Then the man started to cry. The attendant wondered, “Is something wrong sir?” The man replied “My wife’s dead. Her body is in this plane, I’m taking her home to bury her.”

Living a life without prayers is like building a house without nails. Truly our Lord is our firm foundation, when the storm comes we will not be shaken… A blessed day.

Alam mo ang tao sobrang kinukulit si God ‘pag may problema, pero ‘pag si God ang tumawag madalas dedma. ‘Di mo ba alam kung bakit Siya napako sa krus? Dahil sa kasalanan q, kasalanan mo at nila. Yan ang walang hanggang PAGMAMAHAL ni JESUS CHRIST.

“Lord I’m so sorry for causing you too much pain!”

Noong nakita kita inaamin ko ‘di ko mapigilang tumingin sa mukha mo sa mata mo sa bibig mo, lahat. Napaka-perfect, tapos sabi ko sa sarili ko, “Walang duda… si Kokey nga!”

Mana sa Daddy:

Daddy: Musta exams niyo sa mga anak?

Kuya: Nakakuha po kami ni Dina ng 100%

Daddy: Magaling! Mana kayo sa talino ko.

Dina: 60% po yung sa’kin at 40% young kay kuya…

Did it ever happened to you that you are so mad then you suddenly felt fine just because… she smiled?

Everyday is a miracle; Every moment is grace; Every heartbeat is a blessing; Every breath is from the Lord. May He bless you always & forever.

Rejoice! The LORD has risen! May our souls touched by the greatfulness of GOD as He sacrifices his life for us.

May GOD five you widom to hold things lightly, to let things go, to give attention to things that last forever, to simplify YOUR life for HIS glory… Thank GOD for being blessed and be a blessing to others…

Every morning I need you. My lips die to touch you. I want you in my bed. I want you to be hot. I love you my sweet “NESCAFE”

An inspiring message:

“Never use your failure yesterday as an excuse for not trying again today. We may not be able to undo the damages or reverse the consequences, but we can always make a new start…”

Noon, ‘pag maganda, ligawan mo na agad. Ngayon, ‘pag maganda, titigan mo muna baka bakla. -BB Gandanghari

Noon, konti lang ang lalaking gwapo. Ngayon, konting gwapo lang ang tunay na lalaki. -Piolo & Sam

Noon, ‘pag gwapo babaero. Ngayon, pati mga panget babaero na rin! - Manny Pacquiao

IQ TEST: Complete the phrass given only their initials. Ex. 24 H in a D, answer: 24 Hours in a Day… Use your common sense…

1 .)  7 D a W

2 .)  12 M in a Y

3 .)  2 W of a B

4 .)  9 L of a C

5 .)  3 H of a C

6 .)  7 C S

7 .)  9 M of P

8 .)  8 T of an O

9 .)  7 C of the W

10.) 10 Y in a D

11.) 28 D in F

12.) 6 S of a H

13.) 10 C in a M

14.) 7 W of the W

15.) 5 F in a F

16.) 36 D in a L Y

17.)  7 C of the R

18.) 60 S in a M

19.) 26 L of the R

20.) 4 C of a S

No time limit. 17 above & your a genius!

Sometimes I wonder why sunset is more colorful than sunrise…

I guess its an irony of life

Sometimes, better things could really happen in saying

Good Morning! Have a joyous, happy morning!

Do as instructed before scrolling down:

You were strolling at a community fair when suddenly you found two familiar faces. One of them was wearing yellow and the other one is blue. Now put to your mind two persons you know. Then think which of them is the one wearing yellow and the one wearing blue.

Think first before you scroll down:

The person in yellow is the one who makes you feel sad and the person on blue is the one who makes you feel happy.

True?

GRADUATION SPEECH ni Bebang:

A fleasance afternoon 2 all, 2 me, 2 you, we, they and everyone, TonAyt I am graduation, and i’m froud of me. I invitation u all to eat our hauz bcoz i know sumday dat i will eat ur hauz too. I will die 10 chickens, 7 girls & 3 boys 2 eat u all & i will ask my father to cook my mother. I’m suring u wil come because i’m graduation. THATS ALL BOW Thank you…!

Pahid pahid ng dugo sa ilong!

Psychosocial fact:

“All emotional pain lasts for 12 minutes, anything longer than that is self inflicted.”

In short…

NAG-IINARTE!

Years will pass and soon the people we’ve met will just be a part of are memory… But when I grew old, I would be glad to look back… Because I know that once in my life, I get to know you…

Kapag pinagpalit ka ng mahal mo sa isang pangit… Putik… Mag-move on ka na! Wala tayong laban sa true love… Huwag nang bitter…

Pedro: Pare kailan ba birthday mo?

Juan: April 19.

Pedro: Anong taon?

Juan: taun-taon! Sometimes tanga ka rin no!

Isang gabi, may babaeng nasiraan ng kotse sa isang liblib na bayan. Sa tapat ng sementeryo may puno ng balete. May lumapit na matandang may ibinibentang isang libro sa halagang P2000. Namahalan siya pero napilitan siyang bilhin dahil sa takot. Sabi ng matanda “Huwag mong titingnan ang huling pahina kundi magsisisi ka!” Tapos nawala ang matanda! Umandar ang kotse, sa bahay ‘di siya makatulog, kinuha niya ang libro at tiningnan ang huling pahina. Nakasulat: NATIONAL BOOKSTORE P39.50

…A heartbreak isn’t always as loud as a bomb exploding… Sometimes, it can be as quiet as a feather falling & the most painful thing is noone really hears it except you…

I want to love someone who’s heart has been broken, so he knows exactly how it feels, and won’t break mine.

Sometimes destiny isn’t in favor on what our plans are… Sometimes we think that finally we found the right person we wanted but many walls blocked the way. Sometimes we saw the right time to say sorry but the person still making a reason for us to think twice again, because sometimes chances are made to become a choice… Choices that was built on realization that even if a person deserves sorry, that same person still giving us the reason to make those chances turn into CHOICES.

Try mo nakaka-iyak.

1. Punta ka sa write message…

2. Type mo name mo tapos space…

3. I-dictionary on mo, english…

4. pindutin mo 2267625

How would you like to be loved? Every detail as perfect as you imagined it to be? The way you wanted it? And the way you expect it… But the question is… Will you be happy that way? Is that love or selfishness? Will she/he be happy as well?

Every person is unique… We have our very own ways in showing it… What’s the mistery to unfold if we knew all along what’s gonna happen next? Every day is a surprise, and every person is a gift or present concealed by the wrapper… We may have ideas on what’s inside them, but it’s up to them to show us Love… in their very own unique and surprising way.

Matinding bilin ng lolo sa kanyang apo

“-Huwag kang basta-basta pipitas ng bulaklak, kung sisirain mo lang ito dahil WALA NANG BULAKLAK ULI NA GAYA NIYAN…”

Simple lang pero MAKAHULUGAN

Sometimes we have to give up wonderful things just to make evrything alright… We have to bleed alone for somebody to smile. We need to let those tears flow just to save the tears of others… We have to break our own hearts to feel somebody else’s emptiness… and there are times where we have to give up our own happiness… just to rescue someone else burden… so now, can anyone tell me where’s the “just” in love? It was never fair… and it will never be…

I don’t care on what anybody sees me for who I am, I don’t care if there are bad things about me or running in there mind, I don’t even care how the way they treat me, either good or bad or maybe worst… and I don’t care even if I don’t deserve an aweful treatment from them, for as long as I know that I’m not doing wrong, as far as I know myself, and as long as I can respect their opinion… even if it kills me and gives me a lot of hurt… if its the reason for their happiness… I’d rather be hurt just to see them happy.

What are you going to do with so many friend if I don’t find the true? What are you going to do with a crowd of friend if friendship won’t last?  What are you going to do with a million smile if none of theme are true? And to think that happiness will find in the others, well I think I’ve found that happiness already on my friends whom I found TRUE…

ANGELINA: Yaya oh… (May dugo sa daliri)

YAYA: Ay wawa naman Angelene ko! ‘Lika sisipsipin ko ang dugo…. Ayan wala nang dugo! Sa’n ka a nasugatan?

ANGELINA: Wala, who told you nasugatan me? I tiris the GARAPATA ni bantay! Yuck, sinipsip mo yung GARAPATA! YUCK YAYA YOUR SUCH A LOSER!

“Ang mga taong ‘di photogenic at di magawang maging maganda o gwapo sa picture… laging suggestion: WACKY! DALI WACKY TAYO!”

KISS is a gamble, SEX is a game, BOYS do the action, GIRLS get the blame, they say your pretty, they say your fine, and in 9 months later, they say “It’s not mine!”

Why do you do this to me? Why do you do this so easily? You make it hard to smile because you make it hard to breathe… Why do you do this to me? Me?

How could best thing in life sometimes come at the wrong time and the only options left are… Grab it now, or never have it again…

“If a person isn’t interested in you, then leave.” It’s as simple as that. Don’t beg, don’t look back, and don’t cry. If this person can’t appreciate who you are, then you don’t need that person in your life. Choose to be with someone who sees the beauty that is sometimes too well hidden… A serious piece of advice. Leave people who see your worth.

Each day, your heart beats around 100, 000 times. Don’t be contented with a beating heart. Let your heartbeat, for a reason.

Puwedeng lahat ng taong darating sa’yo marunong umunawa, magpahalaga at matutunan kang mahalin sa mga yun, piliin mo yung ‘di marunong magsawa kasi lahat marunong magmahal pero ‘di lahat nagtatagal…

Ang hirap iparamdam sa’yo na mahal kita. Akala mo hindi kita mahal, dahil feeling mo balewala ka sa’kin. Kailan ka maniniwala na mahal kita, ‘pag umiyak ako sa harap mo?

Another Set of Funny and Romantic(!?) Messages…

We look for love not because it sucks to be alone watching movies,

not because its sad to eat meals alone,

not because its nice to cuddle up with someone on rainy days…

We look for love because we want to be accepted…

for the sloppy way we dress…

for the clumsy way we eat…

for our bad hair days &

for the plainness of ourselves…

‘Cause love is an act of acceptance from all our imperfetions…

Before you sleep,

just gently lay every troubled thought away: drop your burdens and cares in the quiet arms of prayer because…

God never sleeps…

What is in the number 7?

Why is it God’s perfect number?

When in fact, 7 is an odd number?

Just think…

There are 7 days a week, 7 wonders of the world. In the Bible, you must forgive a person 70 x 7. Even the word FORGIVE has 7 letters. There were 7 Last words. The rainbow has 7 colors & it has 7 letters. Even the word promise. Maybe God designed it. For even the word MYSTERY has 7 letters. Begin to see all the 7s in life.

And now…

Use OLAY TOTAL EFFECTS to fight the 7 signs of skin aging…

Breastfeed ka ba?

Studies show that if you were a breastfed baby, your close to your mom.

But if you were bottlefed, syempre mas close ka sa mga bote…

Redhorse, Emperador, San Mig Light, Matador atbp!

It hurts to know that I’ve fallen in love with someone who left me hanging…

Why?

Because I’ve closed my eyes from the reality that…

She never loves me…

“She just cared…”

A nerd ask his hot & sexy classmate to have sex with him…

Nerd: Sex tayo! Bayaran kita 1 thousand… Biilisan ko, itatapon ko yung 1 thousand sa sahig… tuwad ka, habang pinupulot mo… Pagtayo mo, tapos na ko i-sex ka!

Sexy Girl: Tawagan ko muna boyfriend ko!

Tinawagan na…

BF: Sige, payag ako… bilisan mo pagpulot para walang mangyari!

After 10 minutes… Boyfriend calls…

BF: Nakuha mo yung pera?

Sexy Girl: Hindi pa eh… oh, ah Ah!

BF: Eh bakit?

Sexy Girl: Puro barya hinagis eh…

Letting go doesn’t always mean “it’s over”

Breaking up would not mean “pagod na ‘ko”

Instead, its as good as saying,

“Mahal kita kaya ayaw na kita pahirapan, go on… You deserve someone better!”

… Friendship is not choosing the right person, but creating the right relationship. Its not how much you love your friend from the beginning, but how much love you build till the end…

… Kung maghihintay ka n lalandi sa’yo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo! Dapat lumandi ka din…

-Bob Ong

Minsan…!

Minsan…!

Minsan…!

Minsan ang tawag sa ‘kin ng pinsan kong ngongo…

2009 na!

I thank all the good people like you who made the passing year beautiful for me. I pray that you’ll be blessed with another fruitful year!

May this season shine with the sparkle of our pure and generous hearts up to the coming year through. God bless you and your whole family! Merry Christmas!

Sun come

Man narrow

Row on

Cup fog

Kill lang an

Moo co.

The rat thing

At the rat thing

A co.

A king

Cave bee gun!

-gets mo?

Read it slowly…

Isang araw, may lumapit sa’kin sinabing “Matauhan ka nga! ‘Di kita mahal! ‘Di kita minahal, at ‘di kita mamahalin!”

Naiyak ako, sabi ko sa kanya… “Hu hu hu~! ‘Di kita kilala!” ADDICT KA.

Sometimes two people decide to be “just friends” even if they still love each other and I often wonder ‘why?’ I suppose its not the love that so hard to sustain, but the commitment that  complicates everything!

“I’d rather treasure an enemy who frankly says that he/she hates me, than to keep a friend whos passion is to put me down secretly…”

12 midnight:

Boy was drunk & call his special friend

Boy: Hello, anong ginagawa mo?

Girl: Tulog na gabi na kaya.

Boy: Hindi mo man lang hinintay tawag ko?

Girl: Hindi eh

Boy: Na-miss mo ba ako?

Girl: At bakit kita mami-miss

Boy: Kunwari ka pa mahal mo din ako eh!

Girl: Hah, ganoon? Matulog ka na antok na din ako.

(Pagbaba ng phone)

Girl: Hay, sana lagi na lang siya lasing para ako mahal niya.

Boy: Hay, sana habang buhay na lang akong malasing para masabi kong mahal ko siya…

Subo mo!

Paano?

Sipsipin mo!

Ganito?

Oo, tapos higupin mo!

Ayoko, kadiri!

Arte! Sige na, masarap yan!

Yuck! May buhok na sa dila ko!

Natural

Balut yan!

This messages are funny… (If you understand, that is)

Boy: May aaminin ako sa’yo.

Girl: Ano?

Boy: Mahal kita!

Boy: Bakit ‘di ka na nag-reply?

Boy: Papakamatay ako!

Boy: Hawak ko na ang kutsilyo… Isasaksak ko na!

(Patay na si Boy)

Girl: Nag-CR ako, sorry po. Mahal din kita!

Girl: Hello!? Still there?

Lesson learned:

Isama ang phone sa CR.

We may drift apart at some point in our lives & eventually lose touch. But you know what keeps me smiling? Though I’m here, your there. No matter what will happen, I know we’llalways be good friends…

Dalawang sira-ulo nag-uusap…

Sira-ulo 1: Kung talagang magaling ka na, tumulay ka nga sa ilaw ng flashlight ko…

Sira-ulo 2: Ano ako, sira-ulo? Eh kung pinatay mo yung flashlight mo, eh ‘di nahulog ako…

Love is not about judging nor being perfectionist

Love is about accepting, understanding, self-sacrificing & most of all…

Love is supposed to make you HAPPY

Not to make you STUPID.

Minsan, akala natin kaya tayo iniwan ng mahal natin dahil wala ng pagmamahal, sawa na, pagod na, suko na… Yun pala, nangiiwan siya dahil… “Gusto ka niyang matutong ipaglaban siya…”

Do you know how painful it is to give up on someone cause you don’t have a choice but to do so? It’s like falling of on the 22nd floor of the building… and sadly, you end up alive…!

Bakit ganun, sa kama na lang ba lagi ang role ko sa buhay mo?! Each time na pagod ka, I’m always here para painitin ang mallamig mong gabi!

Hindi mo ba ako puwedeng i-display sa mga tao? Kahit minsan lang?

-Kumot (nagda-drama, gusto maging kurtina…)

“If you don’t take care of yourself, we will take good care of you…”

-La Funeraria Paz (A Funeral Parlor)

KASAL

Pari: Ikaw lalaki, tinatanggap mo bang maging kabiyak ang taong ito habambuhay?

Lalaki: Opo, Father!

Pari: At ikaw naman, malanding baklang pokpok na mukhang kabayo, akala mo siguro, ang ganda mo no?! Tinatanggap mo ba ang lalakeng ito na hindi ka magsisisi kahit magkabaun-baon ka pa sa utang sa pagsustento sa kanya? Ha?! Sagot agad!

Bakla: Father, sabihin niyo na lang kung tutol kayo sa kasal na ito kaysa naman tumalak ka diyan ng bonggang-bongga, naka-mic ka pa!

Lolo: Noong araw sa SM Department Store, kapag may limang piso ako meron na akong polo, pantalon, sinturon, brief, medyas, sapatos saka panyo.

Apo: Eh ngayon po Lolo?

Lolo: Mahirap na ngayon kasi may surveillance camera na.

Isang araw, matagal na nakatitig si Piglet kay Pooh…

Pooh: Bakit ka ba ganyan tumitig sa akin?

Piglet: Tae ka, ang taba mo, dapat ikaw si piglet eh…

People always think that the most painful thing is losing the one you love in your life…

The truth is, the most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, forgetting that you are special too…

The sand taught me one thing:

“You can’t hold too many things, no matter what you do to make them stay, and no matter how much they want to stay, the wind will always blow them away… So learn to let go and choose carefully which you want to stay, because like the sand, only those which are in the center of your palm will last…”

Sometimes we know the answer to our questions… yet we still ask… Why? It’s because the answer we know… is the one we can’t bear to admit…

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay… another falls spectacularly to pieces…”

“Friendship isn’t a big thing… it’s a million little things…”

Something to ponder:

“If you love yourself despite your infinite faults, then how can you hate anyone at the glimpse of a few faults?”

Think about it…

Like a shadow

I’m always there for you whatever happens

I’ll be there for you…

but you know whats the difference between me and the shadow?

I’ll still be there even If the Light is Gone.

When I love, I tend to give myself completely…

I love without hesitations, give without conditions, understand without confusions…

So when I get hurt, every inch of me suffers from pain. And it takes time for me to accept and to get over. But there’s 1 thing I still like about that fact, after I got hurt, every inch of me also becomes stronger.

One day, God had a work for me to do. He showed a rock & told me to push it with all my might. For many years, I pushed & pushed but nothing happened. the rock hasn’t moved even an inch. In discouragement, I asked god why am I failing.

The Lord responded: “Your task is to push the rock. Never did I mention that you move it. Now, my child, I will move the rock.”

…

Obedience to God is easy if we only know how to listen. He doesn’t want us to suffer, He only wants us to Learn…

Want to share this awesome prayer:

Lord,

Enlighten what is dark in me; Strengthen what is weak in me; Mend what is broken in me; Bind what is bruised in me; Heal what is sick in me; Straighten what is crooked in me and revive whatever peace & love have died in me.

Amen.

Ako?

Kilalang crush ng school

Sikat sa room

Asset ng barkada

Palaban sa kalokohan

at gabagyo ang lakas ng appeal

pero

Joke lang yun! Eto naman… nagre-react agad.

Its sad I get busy sometimes,

and forget to keep in touch with “You”

But hey! Nothing’s changed!

Just want you to know… I’m… still… here… for… you…

“Freedom”

There was a girl who is so busy preparing things for her boyfriend’s birthday.. She make sure that every detail she plan was already done before her boyfriend got home. After a few seconds, the boyfriend arrived and so shocked of what he saw. Later the girlfriend approaching towards him with a cake.

Gf: (smiling while holding the cake) So make a wish…

Bf: (took a deep breath and later blew the candle)

Gf: So what’s your wish?

Bf: Freedom… Freedom from the girl I never love…

Sometimes you know you need a change, but you can’t quite put your finger on what exactly is making you unsettled, frustrated or just plain down…

One of the lessons life taught me these past few days… is to let go of the people who cannot treat you right… Don’t bother to waste time pleasing them… and hold on to those who love you back… Because they are the ones who are much worth of your time… of you love…

A great life is all about doing something rare.

To cherish without comparing.

To forgive without blaming.

And to love without counting the cost.

“In life there are times that to face tough decisions, either you make it or you break it but do remember… Whatever way you go, there are no wrong decisions in life, its up to you to make it right!”

From Mari-tan:

I can be a lover, a playgirl, a flirt or a man hater but that’s just not my style…

I am nothing but a badgirl with a shitty damn pretty face…